and there's no real drout in this country either, it's all those people from different countries coming over here and drinking it all, our reservoirs were built to store water for the amount of people that they were built to store water for, now because too many people have come over here who are thirsty or want to wash their dirty hands and faces, I'm not allowed to use my pressure washer to clean all that slimy greasy stuff from my steering head bearings,
but now I have a cunning plan, if we all agree to jump up and down simultaneously at 10am uk time we will be able to create a great big fool of ourselves that no one else will understand, except maybe that spider on the mantlepiece, but it will slow down the onslaught of the new ice age by a few hours, which should be long enough to go and pick up a new snowmobile and a packet of cheese and oinion crisps.
