Badgers

[dapleb]

<!--quoteo(post=5885:date=Wed 24th May 2006, 03:54 AM:name=Big Bird)-->QUOTE(Big Bird @ Wed 24th May 2006, 03:54 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I reckon waking up and finding a big roo in your tent would be scarier than a cute little badger anyday of the week. Altho...I guess Helen was lucky it wasn't a goanna.
Please note: I have no idea what a badger is exactly. They look cute and cuddly in pommy cartoons, something like a stripey wombat I imagine.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Imagine a polar bear thats been shrunk and had black racing stripes painted on it....thats a badger that is.





<!--quoteo(post=5889:date=Wed 24th May 2006, 08:24 AM:name=dandywarhol)-->QUOTE(dandywarhol @ Wed 24th May 2006, 08:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Being an authority on the creatures Dappers, could you explain the saying "feeling as rough as a badger's arse"

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Why yes, find a badger........touch its arse and you will surely find out. It has wirey "grizzle" fur that is very rough to the touch....apparently.




If you DO find a badger in your tent..it really wouldnt be a good idea to try and stroke it, cos you will lose yer fingers....or even shoo it.....just get out and wait till he's finished what he's doin...most likely eating.

This post was last modified: 24-05-2006, 08:21 AM by dapleb.