I'm sorry to hear of your loss but love the idea.
We recently had two sisters move out of the house next door and we have done a reno on it. I've been desperately badgering my girlfriend for 3 weeks to e-mail them and ask where to send the huge dildo we found on top of the hot water tank.
Pure fiction, but I can just imagine the argument it would start...
TDM 850 Loud and unusual. CRM 250r Woo hoo! DT 230 Lanza Fiddled with.... Bloody hell, is that legal? GG Randonee AKA "I didn't think that was possible".