A Jack Russell and a Great Dane were sitting in the waiting room at the vets. The Great Dane say's to the Jack Russell, what are you here for. Jack Russel say's I keep biting the posty so they have to put me down, that's shit says the Great Dane. So what you here for says the jack russell, oh says the great dane my owners Mrs was bending down and loading the washing machine and I couldn't myself so jumped on her back and gave her a good rodgering. Fuck me says the jack russell so your getting put down as well, oh no she's getting me claws clipped.
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It's cold out, I'll get me coat.
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It's cold out, I'll get me coat.

