Are There Any Bikers Left

[Studley Ramrod]

Errr...the "non tdm" above was a (whispered) bmfw...ahhh I said it..

 

I've heard of GS's boiling their rear brake whilst descending the alps passes.

 

I have stopped to help out vintage Vespa riders in my time.

 

I gave one a bump start a few years ago whilst on my way to a bike nite.  Turned out I'd done his missus a favour as she usually rocked up in their van. 

 

Stopped to offer help many a time, last time Studs and i were winding our way up to the Ponderosa, was kept in water and offers of tea and butties when i broke down the other week, seems all the wankers were out that day MM, shame is'nt it, only costs a bit of time.

 

The next time i break down make sure your about Lee 

 

Ah yeah, the blinging Bandit whose rider totally denied losing it on gravel.  He'd put a hole in the cylinder head where an oilfeed pipe connector resided and was trying to screw the broken fitting back in.  I even gave him my half litre bottle of mk1 top up oil.  Poor guy had spent loads of wonga on customising it and then trashed it on his first rideout of the year.  He and his mate ended up pushing it about a mile to the pondy iirc.