National Flour Shortage

[Studley Ramrod]

Thanks for the offer Ian, but I'll have a poke about today as I have to pop out. I ordered Wholemeal, Strong White, Plain, Elf Racing, Atta & Dried Yeast   - delivery = 0.0

 

 

& for the conspiracy theorists:

 

I tell you this inability to supply us beyond the Home Counties with flour, it's all part of a Tory plot to subjugate the dissident North and maintain any kind of controlling grasp on the Northern Powerhouse Poorhouse. Then, when this country sinks to the bottom of the world wages table and the natives are more desperate than Dan, the Tories will be in a position to maximize the exploitation of the workforce without the expense of holding the military in reserve nearby.

 

That's all true gibb gibber gibberish and I have incontestable proof that I made it up cos I wrote it down on my last square of toilet paper. Oooo -  must dash....

Got these for ya, next time we meet up Al.  2kg bags.  Happened across them in Asda this eve.

 

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Lemme know when ya fancy a chinwag. :good: