What Have You Done To Your Tdm Today?

[curlylegend]

Not a fan of the inhabitants of the the Promised Land then ?

 

Not all of them.  I was born there and lived there for nearly sixty years of my life. Honestly, this isn't the place, but one short true story...…   My pal and I, both just fifteen years old, thought it would be a great idea to escape Glasgow for a weekend and go camping on the bonny, bonny banks of Loch Lomond. We had no money, and probably less sense. Our tent was a length of canvas we'd found and our food for the weekend was a bag of potatoes....I think you can get the picture ?   We'd got a lift as far as Balmaha and were trudging our way to Rowardennan when a Landrover pulled up beside us and out jumped the local bouncer, sorry, I suppose his correct title was a ghillie !   " Where do you think you're going ?"   " Well, we're actually looking for somewhere to camp for the night, if that's OK"   " Aye, weel, it's not, get out of here !"   It was March, getting dark and getting decidedly cold.  " But where can we camp ?"  " No here !"

 

Aye, wha's like us indeed ?    

 

Now I'm in a right mood, I'll need to go and tear up a copy of the Sunday Post to get out of it !!