Counseling

[jdelfino]

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-weight:normal;">Eileen and her husband John went for counseling after 25 years of marriage.


When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, 

painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years 

they had been married.


She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, 

loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of 

unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.


Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, 

the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen 

to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands 

on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her 

passionately as her husband John watched with a raised eyebrow!


Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while 

basking in the glow of being highly aroused.


The therapist turned to John and said, 'This is what your wife needs 

at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'


John thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and 

Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.</span>

 

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