New Boots

[jdelfino]

 

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<p class=""><b>An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, Moved to Wyoming ,

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic Cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he </b><b>Bought them and wore them home.</b>

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<b>Walking proudly, he sauntered into the Kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice

Anything different about me?" </b>


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<p class=""><b>Margaret looked him over, "Nope," Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the

Bathroom, undressed and walked back into The kitchen completely naked except for The boots. </b>

 

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<p class=""><b>Again he asked Margaret, a little louder This time, "Notice anything different

NOW?" </b>

 

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<p class=""><b>Margaret looked up and said in her best Deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's

Hanging down today, it was hanging down Yesterday, it'll be hanging down

Tomorrow."</b>

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<b>Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?" </b>

 

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<p class=""><b>"Nope, Not a clue", she replied.</b>

 

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<p class=""><b>'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!! </b>

 

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<b>Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert,

Shoulda bought a hat."</b>

 

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