Smart Blonde

[jdelfino]

Last year, I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive,

double-pane, energy-efficient kind.


Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them.


He complained that the work had been completed a year ago. and I still

hadn't paid for them.


Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.


So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last

year..... that these windows would pay for themselves in a year.


Helllooooo. It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him.


There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung

up.


He never called back.


I bet he felt like an idiot.