Bacon Tree

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<!--sizeo:2--><!--/sizeo-->Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving.

They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."

"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind,
when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.

Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "

"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees



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Ees a ham bush...." <!--sizec--><!--/sizec-->



<i>SO SORRY [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/hidden.gif[/img] I know there is something wrong with me for posting this. Just couldnt help it!
The little voices made me do it !!! [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img] And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you - I know you did! </i> [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rotflmmfao.gif[/img]