If he gets the silent folding of the arms and the frown, when it gets to the tappings of the feets the man is in trouble, then he gets to do the<b> 'explaining'</b> (bike broke down, lost phone, ferry sank, made a heroic effort etc)
I would just throw myself on the mercy of the court, having first bribed the judge with flowers and choccies which must of course be 'expensive' proportional to the magnitude of the er offence [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]
I would just throw myself on the mercy of the court, having first bribed the judge with flowers and choccies which must of course be 'expensive' proportional to the magnitude of the er offence [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/laugh.gif[/img]