A recent scientific study found that women .......

[Big Bird]

Hmmmm... I can't see any other posts here, so I guess I'll have to be the one who starts cluttering up this new forum.

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However just before she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.

BB

[Guest]

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A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However just before she is menstruating,<!--coloro:#FF0000--><!--/coloro--> she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.<!--colorc-->
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BB<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

I think I'd prefer to have all that done to me than spend 5 minutes with a pmt woman

[wicklamulla]

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well the cricket stump bit sound alright

[MrNice]

<!--quoteo(post=4:date=Mar 16 2006, 10:07 PM:name=Big Bird)-->QUOTE(Big Bird @ Mar 16 2006, 10:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Hmmmm... I can't see any other posts here, so I guess I'll have to be the one who starts cluttering up this new forum.

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features.

However just before she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyes and a cricket stump shoved up his arse.

BB<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

just sent this to my other half B)

[andyj]

<!--quoteo(post=26:date=Mar 17 2006, 01:03 AM:name=wicklamulla)-->QUOTE(wicklamulla @ Mar 17 2006, 01:03 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->well the cricket stump bit sound alright <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->

Wicky. You're starting to worry me. Quite a lot.

[jandreas]

This is an old one, BB but this is for you:
Q: Do you know the difference of a premenstrual woman and a terrorist?
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A: With the terrorist, you can negotiate!

Still, have a nice day!!
Jandreas