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Today was my son's fourth birthday party.
I did recognise him at first... I've never seen him be four.
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I went to the sperm bank the other day to make a donation and the nurse asked me if I would masturbate in the cup
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Had to admit to her I wasn't ready to compete yet.
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I'm trying to get people to eat more dried grapes.
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It's all about raisin awareness.
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Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off..... I think I'm being stalked!
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I had to fire the guy i hired to mow the lawn.
He just didnt cut it.
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Two African doctors walking along a hospital corridor were in an intense debate.
The first said "It's wooooooooooooooommmmbbbbbBB".
The second said "No, it's wooooooooooommmbbbaaaa."
A British doctor overhears them and decides to help and says "Gentlemen, I think the word you are looking for is 'womb.' "
They politely thanked him and walked on.
One then turned to the other turn and said "I bet you he has never seen a hippopotamus, let alone hear one fart underwater!"
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Lolzio.
My friend jqck says he can communicate with vegetables.
Jack and the beans talk
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Drunk loads of newcastle brown last night and needed a wee, best I could muster was a why aye.
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My boss told me to have a good day..... So i went home
If we are serious about saving the planet we should stop printing calendars.
They are the reason our days are numbered
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The manager of the luggage factory asked me why I should be given the job.
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I struggled to make a case.........
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Ishing doon so ahhll get ma coat
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Dunno if I made this joke up or heard it :unsure2:
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I'm never again donating money to anyone collecting for a marathon.
They just take the money and run.
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I accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative.
I'm about to start a religious movement.
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I gave my wife an orgasm last night.
Ungrateful bitch spat it out!
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Quote:I gave my wife an orgasm last night.
Ungrateful bitch spat it out!
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Just answered a knock at the door and there's bloke standing there about 3 foot 3 inches tall. What do want I say? I'm the meter man he says.
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People said I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins...but take a look at me now
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My new dentist is a Hindu.
He says he can help me transcend dental medication.
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My wife asked me "is it just me or is the cat getting fat"?
Apparently "no its just you" wasn't the right answer!
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