The barman says "wow I've never served a weasel before, what can I get you?".
"Pop" goes the weasel.
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To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket.
You can hide but you can't run!
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What's the hardest thing about being a cross eyed teacher?
Controlling your pupils.
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The CEO of IKEA has just been appointed as the prime minister of Sweden.
He's currently assembling his cabinet.
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I've just deleted all the German names off my second hand iPhone.
It's Hans free now.
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Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
I can't remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
IM LIVID
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I can't remember how to write 1,1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals.
IM LIVID
I was going to post something a bit crass and opened the thread to read this.
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A'll post it tomorrow.
TDM 850 Loud and unusual. CRM 250r Woo hoo! DT 230 Lanza Fiddled with.... Bloody hell, is that legal? GG Randonee AKA "I didn't think that was possible".
What's the difference between black eyed peas and chick peas?
Black eyes peas can sing us a song.
Chick peas can hummus one
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Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
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I just told my girlfriend she had painted her eyebrows on too high.
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She looked surprised..
TDM 850 Loud and unusual. CRM 250r Woo hoo! DT 230 Lanza Fiddled with.... Bloody hell, is that legal? GG Randonee AKA "I didn't think that was possible".
I was on a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if i accept cookies...... Is this a truck question?
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Did you hear about the optician who made the biggest pair of glasses in the world?
It was a huge spectacle.
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