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Who can drink 5 litres of petrol and not get sick.... Jerry can
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I am starting a business to teach short people maths.



It's called making the little things count.
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What does a tapeworm have in common with the Eiffel tower?



They are both Paris sites.
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There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a fence. The big moron fell off, why?



Because the little moron was a little more on.
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I just invented a telepathically controlled air freshener.



Makes scents when you think about it.
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Where do rainbows go when they're bad?



Prism. It's a light sentence.
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What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colours anymore?



A reptile dysfunction
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I thought that was when ya knob keeps changing color.
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Quote:What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colours anymore?



A reptile dysfunction
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Quote of the day.

"Don't believe what you read on the Internet "



Benjamin Franklin
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My wife wants me to blow air on her whenever she overheats......but honestly.....I'm not a fan.
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I taught my pet wolf to meditate...now he's aware wolf.
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What do call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad?



A faux Pa.
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My wife says I spend too much time on the internet and if she sees me on a computer again today she'll hit me with the keyboard.

 

I'm not worried though becasusepjerst'pfghbjpre'oatisfdghk'srtjgfbm v gfd' 435rtg

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I've started telling people about the benefits of dried grapes,...... it's all about raisin awareness.
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My wife rearranged the labels on my spice rack.



I haven't confronted her yet but the thyme is cumin.
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69% of people find something dirty in everything they read.









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She weren't kidding, went on the waltzer, the dodgems, helter-skelter and won a goldfish.
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My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus, I was shocked, appalled, dismayed and stunned.

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Nicked from AlunL...

 

 

My old man used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more"

 

Lovely bloke, terrible anesthetist.
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Quote:Nicked from AlunL...

 

 

My old man used to say "The first rule of theatre is to always leave them wanting more"

 

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