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It's A Joke
Quote:Oh your worth a ten in my book  :giveusahug:


Xxx





The beech boys walk into a bar:



"Round?"



"Round...."



"Get a round?"



"I'll get a round..."
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
My roommate says i have schizophrenia. The jokes on him, I don't have a roommate!
1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears Gone now Sad

2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.



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I always keep my guitar in the car now.



It's good for traffic jams.
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
"Dad, can I eat the cake in the fridge?"



"Sure but the dining room would probably be more comfortable"
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
-  "Dad, I killed a butterfly"

 

- "You shouldn't do that, no butter for you for 2 weeks!"

 

- "Dad, I killed a honey bee!"

 

- "You shouldn't do that, no honey for you for 2 weeks!"

 

- "Dad, mum killed a cockroach, are you going to tell her or shall I?"

1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears Gone now Sad

2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.



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One of the ants in my ant farm dresses up as a clown to cheer up his mates.



He's an anti-depress ant!
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
My twin brother called me from prison.



He said "you know how we like to finish each others sentences?".
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
How do you console an English teacher?



There, their, they're.
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
I love a good grammar/language joke, they're the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

 

It's also to important to know the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse

1992 Mk1, 76k miles, Hagon springs, MTC exhaust, 4½ gears Gone now Sad

2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.



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Quote:It's also to important to know the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse

Quite a horrific example indeed, funny though.
Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.

Save the planet, it's the only one with beer!
Quote:I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.



She still isn't talking to me.
😂 now that is funny!
I am reading a book on the history of lubricants. It's non friction.

2004 900 - Blue with lots of goodies

2012 900 - Still adding shiny bits. Was black, changed to white and now back to black again.

 
I told my wife she needed to start embracing her mistakes.....



...so she hugged me!
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
The man who fixes the Queens' boilers can also look after her dogs as he's Corgi registered

"As I Lay Rubber down to street, I pray for traction I can keep. But if I skid and begin to slide, please dear god protect my ride"

Mods; Oil pressure switch, neoprene rear inner mudguard, scottoiler, highway pegs,  fenda extenda, 1999 carbs and airbox, Kais suspension setup, later clutch springs, LED lamps, Metmachex swingarm, Hagon Shock, Oxford heated grips, 4 way fused accessory Bus, 17" 3CV front wheel, Michellin R6 tyres, GPS speedo, 5' ignition advance.
I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone. And then Samsung
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
I grew up in a rough area...



As a child people would cover me in chocolate, cream and put a Cherry on my head...



It was tough in the Gateau.
Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.

Save the planet, it's the only one with beer!
I was thrown out of the church for claiming Jesus spoke with a lisp.



It was a real slap in the faith.
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
just read all of these,  thank yew very much  Lol  :rotflmmfao:  :good:  :badgerrock:

spyball alarm/immob,
bluespot brake calipers and Stainless hoses, Fournales air adjustable shock with Remote Resevoir,
forks raised 10mm thru yokes, racetech linear fork springs in 15 wt oil, Kappa wingrack/luggage, heated grips, Kedo handguards, dual heat controller to power heated jacket liner and or pants!!, Stebel 136DB horn, K&N air filter, colour matched Baglux tank cover (magnetic tank bag modified to fit cover), osram +50% headloight bulbs, headlight protector,"
NitramSpecial" parking loight, tail light indicators all running on LED's & incorporate "Lite Buddies", MK7 Scottoiler fitted, taller screen, 2-2 stainless steel
CCC's, Devil stainless down pipes. MKI Renntec engine crash bars & sump guard.

engine changed july 20
07 on a dyno run it made
79.1BHP / Torque 59.9Had a brief flirtation with a 1999 MKIIa but it blew an exaust valve on the M5 so was sold on to be repaired.


I loike tay and hang sangwiches !


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I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It's something I can see myself doing.
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Lol



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