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My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.
To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers!
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Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive.
It's called wedding cake.
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It's 100 yards to the pub and 200 yards back. The difference is staggering
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Quote:Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive.
It's called wedding cake.
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I sent my hearing aids for repair two weeks ago.
Haven't heard anything since.
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My wife and I had a long and pointless argument as to which vowel is most important.
I won.
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What colour is the wind?
Blew.
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"As I Lay Rubber down to street, I pray for traction I can keep. But if I skid and begin to slide, please dear god protect my ride"
Mods; Oil pressure switch, neoprene rear inner mudguard, scottoiler, highway pegs, Â fenda extenda, 1999 carbs and airbox, Kais suspension setup, later clutch springs, LED lamps, Metmachex swingarm, Hagon Shock, Oxford heated grips, 4 way fused accessory Bus, 17" 3CV front wheel, Michellin R6 tyres, GPS speedo, 5' ignition advance.
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What do you call a typo on a tombstone?
A grave mistake.
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Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion.
They say he will be given a tough sentence.
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I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I hadn't seen for years.
"This is Beth" I said introducing my kid.
"And what's Beth short for" he asked.
"Because she's only three" I replied.
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I was having trouble with my internet at the farm so I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable WiFi.
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Been desperately clinging onto my youth for a long time now.
she's getting a bit older now so I may have to go and abduct anther youth.
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My boss calls me "The computer".
Nothing to do with intelligence. I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
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I asked an old man I know "even after 75 years you still call your wife darling, honey, love. What's the secret?"
Old man "I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm afraid to ask her".
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Dear wifey got adventurous in bed last night and asked if we should try a role reversal.
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So I told her I had a headache.
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Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.
Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead  Gone to HeavenÂ
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I've recently started shouting broccoli and cauliflower at random, I have no control over it. I think i may have florets..
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We started a band and called it "Books" so no one can judge us by our covers.
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