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It's A Joke

dapleb

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What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?



Sheer Luck Holmes
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Have you swallowed a pack of xmas crackers Daps?

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It sure feels like it.
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How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend.



Meet Patty.
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I had to give up my job at the soft-drink can crushing factory - it was soda pressing.

 

Too warm for a coat.........

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Lolzio
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What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?



One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.
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"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas."

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My wife has begged me to stop making police related puns.



I said "OK, I'll give it arrest"
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I'm considering taking up philately......

I'll keep you posted.
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I'm certain of becoming a numismatic...you can count on it.
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Philately is bad, should be stamped out
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Got an unwanted swarm of bees in my back yard, I looked them up and it seems they are caled nim-bees.

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Quote:I'm considering taking up philately......

I'll keep you posted.

I tried that, but you know what they say? Philately gets you nowhere.
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97% of people are stupid. Thank god I'm in the other 5%.
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Lol actually i dont understand the joke daps..

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I opened a restaurant called "peace and quiet". Kids meals only £150.
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There are 2 kinds of people.

 

1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data;

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What happens when you put your hand in a blender?



You get a hand shake!
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Having heard lots about long covid I thought I'd try short covid as an excuse, nah apparently it's still called brewer's droop.....
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