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A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of three. .
He says "Uno, dos... " POOF.
He disappeared without a tres.
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What happens if someone slaps you at high frequency?
It hertz!
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I got tired of being judged for going bald so I went out and bought a wig....
It's a small price toupee!!
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I got hit by a flying power drill, I was happily minding my own business, then Bosch!
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Once upon a time there was a king who was only 12 inches tall.
He was a terrible king but made a great ruler.
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It's really unfortunate that Islam, Judaism and Christianity have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus on the other hand have never had any beef.
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We all know what an indian summer means but what about an iraqi summer?
Partly sunni but mostly shiite. Â
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I bought 75% of shares in a vampire hunting business.
I am the main stakeholder.
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I was going to post a joke about aircraft but I think it would go over your heads.
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2009 900 abs, 42k miles, Yamaha heated grips, double bubble screen, R&G crash bungs, scottoiler, Autocom, 1500 lumen LED spotlights.
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I got a vasectomy because I didn't want kids.... But when I came home they were still there!
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Quote:I got a vasectomy because I didn't want kids.... But when I came home they were still there!
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2012 900 - Still adding shiny bits. Was black, changed to white and now back to black again.
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Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.
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Quote:I got a vasectomy because I didn't want kids.... But when I came home they were still there!
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I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday.
She said "nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring".
So I bought her nothing!
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An old man was sitting in a private box at Liverpool with an empty seat next to him! A young fan saw the empty seat and said to him. "Who on earth has paid for this expensive seat but not turned up! they must be mad, do you mind if I sit here?" The old man sadly looked up and said. "For 35yrs me and my darling wife have sat together and watched every game, but unfortunately she has passed away so was unable to come, so you can gladly take her place if you like." The young man thanked him for his kind generosity and sat beside the old man. The young man turned to him and said. "I hope you don't mind me asking, but as sad as your story is, I have to ask, have you not got any relatives, like a son or grandchild or nephew that you could have brought along with you?" The old man said. "Yes I have, but they've all gone to her funeral."
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