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International Talk Like a Pirate Day
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International Talk Like a Pirate Day
To err is human.

To arr is pirate!

Oi leave Davey flint out of it, you'll get me a bad name (ok a worse name).



I used to drink lager for breakfast till I realised I was an alcoholic.

Now I drink rum for breakfast I'm merely a pirate!



Arrrr be goreham!
Current toys: '99 XT600E, 2000 4TX, '82 Princess 30DS (where the username comes from), No longer a '03 Fazer thou.

Save the planet, it's the only one with beer!
Taz beed a trubblin week fuerr shore. Some starmy waters and rough conditions. Indeed oid beed talkin loike a sweary pirate most 'o' the week.



Anyways me vessel dangemouse is now back at see after some harrible fool pamp issues what turned ooot to be a loose connector in back of thee ole fuse barxxxxx. Uargghhhhh a dirty trick ferr Sheree.



The good ship capn pug wash broke anchor during man hoovers



The good ship TDM got scuttled but we think it were an inside jaaab. Yargghgggg
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Arrr missed it - 2020 stoikes agin - arn me locked down too

<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">Single-handedly reviving the Wave.



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<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">2008 reg. Black TDM 900 ABS



 

 

 
Arh, Oi fo'got arl aboot it. Oi got 3 owers ta tark to masef poirit-woise.
<del>1940s Ariel 350 (ex-military) Khaki > Black & White</del> <del>'56' Kymco Venox 250 Metallic Grey</del><strong> <del>'56' TDM 900/A (ABS) Silver</del>[b] <del>'56' Yamaha MT-03 White</del> <p>[b] '14' Yamaha MT-07 Matt Grey[b] '17' Honda Rebel 500</strong> 
Arr oi be gerrin me steem oop widda a hodge a coider  Huh

Bigred mk1 R1 Calipers- Braided lines- Givi wing rack-Crash bungs- Hi vis bullets-PR2's- and a hoot to ride.



Quad 900 Silver Laser duo tech pipes-Scott oiler-Engine crash bars- Radiator mounted see me ring LED's-Datatool system 3 alarm -Centre stand- Extender fender-Renthal bars-Handle bar risers-Mirror extenders-BMW GS Handgaurds-Acumen uprated horn & Nautilus-Stainless steel Radiator guard-Givi wing rack-OEM screen-Yammy touring screen-MRA Vario-MRA Double bubble cut down for fast as fk riding-Tiger screen-Tank protector-Stomp grip panels-Optimate lead   Gone to Heaven 
Confusedorry:
 

 

1991 MK1 in need of some TLC watch this space   Smile Sorted and on the Road Mick  Tongue  Tongue it's the bike that Jack built  Wink Gone to Heaven  Wub
 


 
Aye risen o'er the mizzen again - fair winds to you all.

Bloodclot the cold arrrhhh
<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">Single-handedly reviving the Wave.



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<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">2008 reg. Black TDM 900 ABS



 

 

 
There's beed a storm brewin. Some problems with the whale gulper requirin a specialist 'bring em closer'



Capn Pug still up to the ole tricks. Leakin from the bilge pump, slippin anchor n needin some tar n pitch on thar boards.



Dangermouse ain't been floated this yaaarrr n the 2 wheel barkadeer dint even make the 99k mark.
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Damn my blood and damnation seize my soul! Must misread the the ships log....I've just booked a pilates class!!
Lock onto my co-ordinates and beam me up !!

04 900 - 92 mk 1 - r 1150 rs - Z550 A1 - 2x bonnies - plastic slug -XL185 - ...not in that order !! (and one or two i don't want / dare to own up to !!)
Rainbow to windward,foul falls the day.

Rainbow to leeward rain runs away.



Wimmin' aboard is an invite to Davey Jone's locker.
Warl! Oi see tis the same toime oi picked upon dis as laast yerr, an oi still only got 3 owers to tark an norwun ta lissentme, nawww.

<del>1940s Ariel 350 (ex-military) Khaki > Black & White</del> <del>'56' Kymco Venox 250 Metallic Grey</del><strong> <del>'56' TDM 900/A (ABS) Silver</del>[b] <del>'56' Yamaha MT-03 White</del> <p>[b] '14' Yamaha MT-07 Matt Grey[b] '17' Honda Rebel 500</strong> 
Oi been checking the cabin seat were sacure alllllll dayyyyy long by keepin it wayed down.by imself
<p style="text-align:center;">Ohlins, PC3, fuel cut defeat, +4deg timing, 17" front wheel.
Arghhhhhh me farties.



A jolly voyage we had to locate new lands to bury da lock up treasures. To far far away shores..to the edge of HOMD maps and into unchartered waters. Yargghhh...land ahoy.



Many more pieces of gold required yarggggggghh
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Ahoy ye landlubbers, show a leg ya scurvy dawgs
<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">Single-handedly reviving the Wave.



<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;"> 

<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">2008 reg. Black TDM 900 ABS



 

 

 
Aarrr! Be that day gin.  Me poirate choms arl be awaitn tae ere from usns. Happy Oi Tee El Pee day won an arl. 

<del>1940s Ariel 350 (ex-military) Khaki > Black & White</del> <del>'56' Kymco Venox 250 Metallic Grey</del><strong> <del>'56' TDM 900/A (ABS) Silver</del>[b] <del>'56' Yamaha MT-03 White</del> <p>[b] '14' Yamaha MT-07 Matt Grey[b] '17' Honda Rebel 500</strong> 
Ahoy ye freebootin' drivelswiggers. Tis a day to swig and plunder !
Fairwinds and a keg o' grog to orl me blackhearted sea dawg

mates on the seven seas.
Lock onto my co-ordinates and beam me up !!

04 900 - 92 mk 1 - r 1150 rs - Z550 A1 - 2x bonnies - plastic slug -XL185 - ...not in that order !! (and one or two i don't want / dare to own up to !!)
Arghh wish oid been knowing about this morn while on da vast seas. Yarrrrrrghhh.
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Ahoy mee hearties anyone for a bit of swash buckling ?
<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">Single-handedly reviving the Wave.



<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;"> 

<p class="bbc_indent" style="margin-left:40px;">2008 reg. Black TDM 900 ABS



 

 

 
Oi arghhhh no longer in port with the poirates n no one be understandin a worrrd oi be sayin earrrr.
Doin valve clearances? Use dappers valve shim exchange program and the job will be carroty - Free (other than you postin me yer shims) for sporting members.
Oy aint seenay swash neether bein land lubbered this day. Bot I derr say Oyl be bocklin summat. Arrrgh. 

<del>1940s Ariel 350 (ex-military) Khaki > Black & White</del> <del>'56' Kymco Venox 250 Metallic Grey</del><strong> <del>'56' TDM 900/A (ABS) Silver</del>[b] <del>'56' Yamaha MT-03 White</del> <p>[b] '14' Yamaha MT-07 Matt Grey[b] '17' Honda Rebel 500</strong> 


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