Floaters

[Rallyist]

 

 
Better than a Flu Shot!

 

  Miss  Beatrice,



 

The church organist,



 

Was in her eighties



 

And had never been married.



 

She was admired for her

sweetness



 

And kindness to all.



 

One afternoon the pastor



 

Came to call on her and she showed him

into her quaint sitting room.



 

She invited him to have a seat while she

prepared tea.



 

As he sat facing her old Hammond

organ,



 

The young minister noticed a   cute glass bowl sitting on top of

it.



 

The bowl was filled with water, and in

the waterFloated, of all things, a condom!



 

When she returned



 

With tea and scones,



 

They began to chat.



 

The pastor tried to stifle his

curiosity



 

About the bowl of water and its strange

floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer

resist.



 

'Miss Beatrice', he said,



 

'I wonder if you would tell me about

this?'



 

Pointing to the bowl.



 

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it

wonderful?



 

I was walking through the park a few

months ago and I found this little package on the ground.



 

The directions said to place it on the

organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know

I haven't had the flu All winter.'

  

[TKH]

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