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How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships? - On the rocks


What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships? - Leeks


What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? - Follow the captain


When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."


So the captain of the Costa Concordia will soon be in the dock. That's more than can be said for his ship.


The captain says he is not guilty of manslaughter. He has witnesses to prove he was nowhere near the passengers who died.


I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.


The Costa Concordia is probably the most expensive thing to go down in Italy since Berlusconi's last hooker.


What's the difference between the Italian economy and the stricken cruise liner Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottoms dropped out of both.

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A man phones an airfix model shop and asks "do you have a model of an italian cruise liner " the shop owner replies " yes we have just one left" the man says "can you put it on one side for me
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George Michael has sympathised with the captain of the Costa Concordia, saying "I'm often left abandoned and lying on my side with my bottom ripped open after a nights cruising.
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The current plight of the "Costa Concordia" reminds me of a comment made by Winston Churchill.

After his retirement, he was cruising around the Mediterranean, on an Italian cruise liner, when some Italian journalists asked why an ex-British Prime Minister should chose an Italian ship.
“There are three things I like about being on an Italian cruise ship” he advised:
“First, their cuisine is unsurpassed.
Second, their service is superb.
And then, in time of emergency, there's none of this nonsense about women and children first”.

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