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A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we have no bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, we haven't got any f*cking bread."
Duck: "Got any bread?"
Barman: "No, are you deaf? We haven't got any f*cking bread, ask me
again
and I'll nail your f*cking beak to the bar you irritating b*stard of a
f*cking bird!"

Duck: "Got any nails?"
Barman: "No"
Duck: "Got any bread?

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Hehehe one of my favourites....though the one I heard involved a Rabbit and Carrots.
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<!--quoteo(post=7825:date=Wed 14th Jun 2006, 08:23 PM:name=dapleb)-->QUOTE(dapleb @ Wed 14th Jun 2006, 08:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Hehehe one of my favourites....though the one I heard involved a Rabbit and Carrots.<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
You could probably use Badgers and whatever they eat? People?
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I think we all guessed that. [Image: smile.gif]
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<!--quoteo(post=7835:date=Wed 14th Jun 2006, 09:09 PM:name=Emmett)-->QUOTE(Emmett @ Wed 14th Jun 2006, 09:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->You could probably use Badgers and whatever they eat? People?<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd-->
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