Are You A Real Pilot

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You think you have lived to be 80 and know who you are,
then along comes someone and blows it all to hell!



An old Marine Pilot sat down at a coffee shop,
still wearing his old USMC flight suit and leather jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked,
Are you a real pilot?
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes,
first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII,
and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars.
I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds,
so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women.
When I shower, I think about naked women.
When I watch TV, I think about naked women.
It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was,

but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

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[jdelfino]

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[dablik]

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[apw99]

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