An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, 'Someone in this congregation
has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. It is a horrible lie
and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do
not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and
ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family'.
No one moved.
The preacher continued, 'Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is
a falsehood?.
Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now
stand and confess your transgression'.
Again all was quiet.
Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered
s she spoke, 'Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never
said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my
friends that you were a wizard under the sheets'.
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation
roared .............
