Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces.
The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
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"First body: Pierre Dubois, Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love toÂ
is 20-year old mistress. Hence the enormous smile Inspector" says the Coroner.
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"Second body: Hamish Campbell, Scotsman, 25, won £50,000 on the lottery, spent it
all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
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The Inspector asked, "What about the third body?"
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"Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one.
Paddy Murphy, Irish, 30, struck by lightning."
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"Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector
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"He thought he was having his picture taken."
