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One Way Of Saying "we Sent It"
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One Way Of Saying "we Sent It"
Received this in an email today from a company I used.

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Your product has been gently taken from our shelves with soft cotton gloves and placed on a cushion for its journey to the packing area.

A team of 4 packers thoroughly inspected your item and polished it to ensure it is in the best possible condition before beginning the packing process.

Our packing specialist from Sweden lit a scented candle and demanded silence from everyone in the office. A perfect ambiance is required to allow him to achieve packaging perfection.
Once completed, we all had a wonderful celebration and the team marched to the delivery company, waving and spreading good cheer as we journeyed through Swansea. Everyone applauded, shouted Bon Voyage! and hugged one another as the van left.

Your parcel is being cared for by DPD Carrier Service. It should be with you within 1 working day.
The tracking number of the item is 6990758608

You can track the item at https://www.dpd.co.uk/apps/tracking/?ref...6990758608
I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at Gendan Limited. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall and we have nominated you for our Customer of the Year title. The whole team is pretty exhausted but can't wait for you to come back and shop with us again at www.gendan.co.uk

In the meantime, if you'd like to reminisce about the fabulous journey your order has already taken through our systems, click this link:
Made me chuckle.

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Brilliant.

It's good to see humour poking through the technology.
brilliant, hope you'll get some sweets too.

I remember when eBay first started, everyone got a little bag of sweets

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