A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq  for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from
<span>8 a.m. to 4:00Â p.m.</span> You can start <span>tomorrow at 10 a.m.</span>, and plan on starting at <span>10 a.m.</span> every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from <span>8 a.m. to 4Â p.m.</span>, why don't you want me here until <span>10 a.m.</span>?"
"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls, and there's no point in you coming in for that."
