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You Can Guess I'm Divorced - agrantg - 04-12-2013

Question: Why does a divorce cost so much?

Answer: Because it is worth it.

 

Question: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman?

Answer: Because the law says you cannot be punished twice for the same offence.




You Can Guess I'm Divorced - tdm850rider - 05-12-2013

That sounds about right...