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A Boxing Day Poo! - Eagle6 - 16-12-2013 You sit upon the toilet,  With everything prepared, You're feeling quite excited but, A little bloody scared!   That huge amount of Christmas nosh, Has turned into a log, And now the fateful time has come, To flush it down the bog!   But first you must expel the beast, And so you start to strain, You bite down on a piece of wood, To take away the pain!   Bit of my God, it's bloody huge, It's like you're giving birth! You sweat and push and swear and shake, And strain for all you're worth.   And then that magic moment comes, That fills your soul with cheer, A turd the size of King Kong's arm, Emerges from your rear.   And like a bomb it hits the pan, Thus lightening your mood, And making room inside your guts, For lots more Christmas food! A Boxing Day Poo! - dablik - 17-12-2013 A Boxing Day Poo! - leehenty - 17-12-2013 :rotflmmfao:  :rotflmmfao: