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Billy's Gay Dancer Dad - DazzerB - 08-02-2014 Billy was at school this morning in the English countryside and the teacher  asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical  answers  came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of  industry etc,  but  Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him  about  his father. "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes  in front of other men.  Sometimes if the offer is really good,  he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him." The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little Billy  aside to ask him if that was really true. "No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say." Billy's Gay Dancer Dad - RSRocket - 09-02-2014 Billy's Gay Dancer Dad - xl185greenlaner - 25-02-2014 I thought he played Rugby for Scotland ???? :rotflmmfao: :hide: