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Weekend Chuckle ! - Gdog - 15-02-2014 My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian.   <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div> <div>The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair clogging the dog's ears.   </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div>He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div>  </div> </div> <div> <div>The vet then proceeded to tell SWMBO that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month. SWMBO went to the local chemist and bought some "Nair" hair remover.   </div> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div>At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."   </div> </div> </div> </div> <div> <div> <div>SWMBO said, "I'm not using it under my arms." </div> </div> </div> The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."   <div> <div> <div>SWMBO replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer." </div> </div> </div>   <div> <div> <div>The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."  :rotflmmfao:  </div> </div> </div>   Weekend Chuckle ! - sidarta - 15-02-2014 Hi Gdog!     This was excellent. The best of the year!   :rotflmmfao:  :rotflmmfao:  :rotflmmfao: Weekend Chuckle ! - Gdog - 16-02-2014 Brill ain't it , the punch line keeps popping into my head and making me giggle as I'm going about my business, the shoppers in ASDA yesterday must have thought I was on day release from Broardmoor !!!!!!