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Ooops - jdelfino - 26-02-2014
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.
In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my
sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen gain.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom,
grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn auto correct, I meant "wifi", not "wife."
Ooops - spodge - 26-02-2014
Ha Ha
Ooops - TKH - 27-02-2014
:rotflmmfao:
Ooops - johnhowarth - 28-02-2014
Best joke i have heard for ages