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Ornithological Facts - jdelfino - 09-06-2014


 A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in


 Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.



 The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no


 woodpecker could peck.



 The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly


 pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.


 The Mexican woodpecker was amazed.


 The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican


 woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely


 'impeccable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers).


 The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he


 could do it and accepted the challenge.


 The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican


 woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeccable'


 tree almost without breaking a sweat.


 Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused.


 How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able


 to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican


 woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree,


 yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country?



 After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion.


 Apparently your pecker gets harder when you're away from home.

 

:unsure2:




Ornithological Facts - alanfavell - 09-06-2014

:good:

an wot goes on tour....................... Tongue