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Gun Control (Seniors) - agrantg - 02-01-2015
It started at Gander Mountain Sporting Goods. When I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
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Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
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When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
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I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer.
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I still don't think I looked that bad
Gun Control (Seniors) - leehenty - 03-01-2015
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Gun Control (Seniors) - agrantg - 03-01-2015
Quote::rotflmmfao:Â :rotflmmfao:I thought of you when I posted this one, Lee. I thought you would appreciate it.
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Gun Control (Seniors) - leehenty - 04-01-2015
I always thought gun control meant 'use both hands'