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Post Valentines Day Chuckle ! - Gdog - 15-02-2015
<p class="" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:'Times New Roman', serif;color:rgb(0,0,0);"><b>A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach at Ft. Myers.</b>
<p class="" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:'Times New Roman', serif;color:rgb(0,0,0);"><b>She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and begun reading a book.</b>
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<b>Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.</b>
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<b>"How are you today?"</b>
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<b>"Fine, thank you," he responded and turned back to his book.</b>
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<b>"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.</b>
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<b>First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.</b>
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<b>"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered.</b>
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<b>"Do you live around here?" She asked.</b>
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<b>Yes, I live over in Cape Coral ", he answered and again he resumed reading.</b>
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<b>Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?"</b>
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<b>With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.</b>
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<b>When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, </b><b>"How did you know that was what I wanted?"</b>
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<b>The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"</b>
Post Valentines Day Chuckle ! - shaftdrive - 15-02-2015
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