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Giggle For The Weekend - Gdog - 27-02-2015
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<p class="" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:'Times New Roman', serif;"><b><span>A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. </span></b><b><span>The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" </span></b><b><span>The mother says, "It's my daughter, Susan. She keeps getting these cravings. </span></b><b><span>She's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." </span></b><b>The doctor gives Susan a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, </b><b><span>"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your daughter is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess." </span></b><b><span>The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be. She has never ever been with a man! Have you Susan?" </span></b><b><span>Susan says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!" </span></b><b><span>The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it. </span></b><b>About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says, </b><b><span>"Is there something wrong out there doctor?" </span></b>
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<p class="" style="font-size:12pt;font-family:'Times New Roman', serif;">The doctor replies, <b><span>"No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over the hill, and there's no way I'm going to miss it this time!"</span></b>
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Giggle For The Weekend - Studley Ramrod - 27-02-2015
WOW ! That is the most fantastic joke I've ever come across, ever ! :image018:
Giggle For The Weekend - shaftdrive - 27-02-2015
WOW, that's the first time I have heard that one .............. this year