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the birds and bees - Daveb - 12-05-2006
This one is clever!
A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out, so we may as well begin now."
'You're Mother and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
'Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cyber-cafe.
'We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.
'As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said: "You've Got Male"