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A Guy Dies And ........ - deeplydippy - 18-05-2006 One day a guy died and found himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he had his first meeting with a demon. The demon asked, "Why so glum?" The guy responded, "What do you think!? I'm in hell!" "Hell's not so bad," the demon said. "We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinking man?" "Sure," the man said, "I love to drink." "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays all we do is drink Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!" The guy is astounded. "Damn, that sounds great." "You a smoker?" the demon asked. "You better believe it!" "You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! If you get cancer, no biggie You're already dead, remember?" "Wow, the guy said, "that's awesome!" The demon continued. "I bet you like to gamble." "Why yes, as a matter of fact I do." "Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt, well, you're dead anyhow." "You into drugs?" The guy said, "Are you kidding? I love drugs! You don't mean..." "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack, or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, you're dead, who cares!" "Wow," the guy said, starting to feel better about his situation, "I never realised Hell was such a cool place!" The demon said, "You gay?" "Errr... No..." "Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays!" A Guy Dies And ........ - tdm850rider - 18-05-2006 I just loved it! A Guy Dies And ........ - ChrisG - 19-05-2006 <!--quoteo(post=5497:date=Thu 18th May 2006, 10:26 PM:name=tdm850rider)-->QUOTE(tdm850rider @ Thu 18th May 2006, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I just loved it! <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd--> The joke or Friday? A Guy Dies And ........ - wicklamulla - 19-05-2006 <!--quoteo(post=5524:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 08:13 AM:name=ChrisG)-->QUOTE(ChrisG @ Fri 19th May 2006, 08:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->The joke or Friday? <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd--> B) A Guy Dies And ........ - tdm850rider - 19-05-2006 <!--quoteo(post=5524:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 02:13 AM:name=ChrisG)-->QUOTE(ChrisG @ Fri 19th May 2006, 02:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->The joke or Friday? <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd--> Actually friday was 'memorable', but I meant the joke. Hell doesn't sound so bad....... Except for wednesdays. A Guy Dies And ........ - bondy - 19-05-2006 <!--quoteo(post=5524:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 08:13 AM:name=ChrisG)-->QUOTE(ChrisG @ Fri 19th May 2006, 08:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->The joke or Friday? <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd--> I hear he's leaving Friday A Guy Dies And ........ - deeplydippy - 21-05-2006 <!--quoteo(post=5587:date=Fri 19th May 2006, 09:41 PM:name=bondy)-->QUOTE(bondy @ Fri 19th May 2006, 09:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->I hear he's leaving Friday<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd--> OK Bondy. I'll play "Who's leaving Friday?" I'm waiting! A Guy Dies And ........ - bondy - 21-05-2006 <!--quoteo(post=5633:date=Sun 21st May 2006, 11:20 AM:name=deeplydippy)-->QUOTE(deeplydippy @ Sun 21st May 2006, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->OK Bondy. I'll play "Who's leaving Friday?" I'm waiting! <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd--> Robinson Crusoe I'll get me coat A Guy Dies And ........ - Guest - 21-05-2006 <!--quoteo(post=5633:date=Sun 21st May 2006, 11:20 AM:name=deeplydippy)-->QUOTE(deeplydippy @ Sun 21st May 2006, 11:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->OK Bondy. I'll play "Who's leaving Friday?" I'm waiting! <!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd--> A Guy Dies And ........ - Guinness - 24-05-2006 <!--quoteo(post=5638:date=Sun 21st May 2006, 01:55 PM:name=bondy)-->QUOTE(bondy @ Sun 21st May 2006, 01:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}><!--quotec-->Robinson Crusoe I'll get me coat<!--QuoteEnd--><!--QuoteEEnd--> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol im pinning this one! 3 crackers in one post... MAD!!