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Some More Lexophilia For Ye - Robodene - 26-09-2020
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here; I'll go on a head."
14. I wondered why the cricket ball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab centre said: "Keep off the Grass."
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, "No change yet."
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes inverse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
25. Time flies. You'll be surprised how fast they are.
26. Innuendo is not an Italian suppository.
Some More Lexophilia For Ye - dapleb - 26-09-2020
26 of the finest dadsey jokes, nice juan. :0)
Some More Lexophilia For Ye - bjorge - 26-09-2020
I got maybe 15 of them ð
...but those 15 are good ð
Some More Lexophilia For Ye - drewpy - 26-09-2020
some were cringe worthy, which is a good thing
Some More Lexophilia For Ye - Robodene - 26-09-2020
I have re-reading to 'get' them all. Just about there now.
Some More Lexophilia For Ye - Studley Ramrod - 26-09-2020
:rotflmmfao: Some absolute crackers there Rob.
Some More Lexophilia For Ye - peter-may - 26-09-2020
I love these, and theres a few new to me ones there! Great stuff.
Some More Lexophilia For Ye - alanfavell - 27-09-2020
:good:
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Don't forget about the Geography teacher - arrested for crimes against Humanities
Some More Lexophilia For Ye - Quartermaster - 27-09-2020
Sounds like a 5 minute section of one of Ken Dodd's marathon locki-in sessions.
Some More Lexophilia For Ye - TKH - 27-09-2020
Oh dear but 10/10 for the effort!
Some More Lexophilia For Ye - peter-may - 30-09-2020
If two vegetarians have a confrontation, is it still called a beef, or is it a quornfrontation?....discuss.