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The Cow, The Ant And The Old Fart - masterbrewer - 15-02-2012

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A cow, an ant and an old fart were debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.

The cow said:
"I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!"

The ant said, "Rubbish! I work day and night, summer and winter. And I can carry 52 times my own weight So that's why I am the greatest!"























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The Cow, The Ant And The Old Fart - buzz750 - 15-02-2012

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been a while since I spit coffee!