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This Was Voted The Best Short Joke Of 2011 - Rallyist - 01-03-2012
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said 'Son we'd give you one but the mortgage on this house is £280,000 and your mother just lost her job.There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked 'Son where are you going?' Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a £280,000 mortgage and no bloody bike!
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This Was Voted The Best Short Joke Of 2011 - TisDavesMoto - 01-03-2012
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This Was Voted The Best Short Joke Of 2011 - TKH - 01-03-2012
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This Was Voted The Best Short Joke Of 2011 - jquinn3004 - 02-03-2012
[img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/rotflmmfao.gif[/img] very good