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Fast Thinking - jdelfino - 17-06-2013
       A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.
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       He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat ... As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
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       Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"
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       She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston "
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       He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
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       Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"
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       "Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."
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       "Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"
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       "Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
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       Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
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       I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."
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       Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."
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       "Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."
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Fast Thinking - Gdog - 17-06-2013
very good , like it PMSL :rotflmmfao: