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Fork Yew ! - masterbrewer - 19-06-2013 I never knew this before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the hope that they, too, will feel edified.   Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?     Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.   This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew'). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew!   Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.' IS IT STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY? And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.  :rotflmmfao:  Fork Yew ! - jono49 - 19-06-2013 :rotflmmfao:  :good: Fork Yew ! - Gdog - 19-06-2013 Heard a different twist on the above but differing in the French would cut off the middle and index fingers of captured English bow men making it damn near impossible to ever draw the bow again.  When the English archers came face to face with the Frenchies on the battle field those still with a full 10 digits would raise the two said fingers in V formation ( reverse Winston C stylie !) as act of defiance and so became a gesture that now adays is known as flicking the V's.   Fork Yew ! - steve27bha - 19-06-2013 Wikipedia dismisses both versions as unfounded. Fork Yew ! - masterbrewer - 20-06-2013 Couldn't they put a finger on the true story?   :rotflmmfao: Fork Yew ! - Retro - 20-06-2013 Seem to remember from Desmond Morris "The Naked Ape" the sign devolved from the aggressive sexual signalling of a pelvic thrusting spider monkey....ah the 60s an age of true enlightenment Fork Yew ! - Gdog - 20-06-2013 Think they've got one of those monkeys in the pet shop in Spalding !!!!