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I Hate Sums - celticbiker - 27-07-2013 You see a helmet for £97.  You don't have the cash so you borrow £50 off your brother and £50 off your wife.  £50 +£50=£100  You buy the helmet, and have £3 change.  You give your wife £1 and your brother £1 and keep the other £1 for yourself.  Now you owe your wife £49 and your brother £49.  £49 +£49=£98+your £1=£99  Where is the missing £1 I Hate Sums - Chris - 28-07-2013 Divorce the wife and 1 quid is the least if your worries... I Hate Sums - TDMTAM - 28-07-2013 you spent it on a £1 cake on the way home. TAM I Hate Sums - celticbiker - 28-07-2013 Shhhhh I Hate Sums - ChrisG - 28-07-2013 Where can you get decent cake for £1? I Hate Sums - peter-may - 28-07-2013 SHMBO (business manager) has just explained this and made perfect sense of it. (It's in the wording not the maths). I'm tempted to include her phone number so you can all ring her and ask her to explain while I go in search of quid's worth of cake !! Smartarse! I Hate Sums - dablik - 28-07-2013 Quote:SHMBO (business manager) has just explained this and made perfect sense of it. (It's in the wording not the maths). I'm tempted to include her phone number so you can all ring her and ask her to explain while I go in search of quid's worth of cake !! Smartarse! I Hate Sums - ChrisG - 28-07-2013 You're offering to give us the number of a lady with a smart arse? I Hate Sums - TDMick - 28-07-2013 Quote:You're offering to give us the number of a lady with a smart arse? 900 owners need not apply?   :hide: I Hate Sums - dablik - 29-07-2013 Quote:900 owners need not apply? But, thats just what we like...smart arse ![]() I Hate Sums - tdm850rider - 30-07-2013 It is in your pocket. I Hate Sums - steve27bha - 30-07-2013 Who says £1 is "missing"?  Do it again but with £99 / 2 x £50 / refund nil / 2 x £50 + £1 = £101/ £1 "gained" / ???? - inconsistent - or a money-making scheme the bankers would surely have exploited!  Consider what you own and what you owe and check they balance.  HTH I Hate Sums - tdm850rider - 31-07-2013 It has to be in the wording because if you borrowed 50 from your wife and 50 from your brother and gave 3 back to your wife (a smart move) you would owe 47+50= 97, the cost of the helmet. |