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It's A Joke - dapleb - 14-05-2022
Quote:Oh your worth a ten in my book :giveusahug:
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The beech boys walk into a bar:
"Round?"
"Round...."
"Get a round?"
"I'll get a round..."
It's A Joke - ChrisG - 15-05-2022
My roommate says i have schizophrenia. The jokes on him, I don't have a roommate!
It's A Joke - dapleb - 16-05-2022
I always keep my guitar in the car now.
It's good for traffic jams.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 17-05-2022
"Dad, can I eat the cake in the fridge?"
"Sure but the dining room would probably be more comfortable"
It's A Joke - ChrisG - 17-05-2022
-Â "Dad, I killed a butterfly"
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- "You shouldn't do that, no butter for you for 2 weeks!"
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- "Dad, I killed a honey bee!"
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- "You shouldn't do that, no honey for you for 2 weeks!"
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- "Dad, mum killed a cockroach, are you going to tell her or shall I?"
It's A Joke - dapleb - 18-05-2022
One of the ants in my ant farm dresses up as a clown to cheer up his mates.
He's an anti-depress ant!
It's A Joke - dapleb - 19-05-2022
My twin brother called me from prison.
He said "you know how we like to finish each others sentences?".
It's A Joke - dapleb - 23-05-2022
How do you console an English teacher?
There, their, they're.
It's A Joke - ChrisG - 23-05-2022
I love a good grammar/language joke, they're the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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It's also to important to know the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 23-05-2022
Quote:It's also to important to know the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse
Quite a horrific example indeed, funny though.
It's A Joke - Scolli - 23-05-2022
Quote:I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of her lipstick.ð now that is funny!
She still isn't talking to me.
It's A Joke - agrantg - 24-05-2022
I am reading a book on the history of lubricants. It's non friction.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 25-05-2022
I told my wife she needed to start embracing her mistakes.....
...so she hugged me!
It's A Joke - drewpy - 25-05-2022
The man who fixes the Queens' boilers can also look after her dogs as he's Corgi registered
It's A Joke - dapleb - 28-05-2022
I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone. And then Samsung
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 30-05-2022
I grew up in a rough area...
As a child people would cover me in chocolate, cream and put a Cherry on my head...
It was tough in the Gateau.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 30-05-2022
I was thrown out of the church for claiming Jesus spoke with a lisp.
It was a real slap in the faith.
It's A Joke - wicklamulla - 01-06-2022
just read all of these, thank yew very muchÂ
 :rotflmmfao: :good: :badgerrock:It's A Joke - dapleb - 02-06-2022
I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It's something I can see myself doing.
It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 02-06-2022