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It's A Joke - dapleb - 06-05-2022
My wife caught me on the bathroom scales sucking in my stomach. She laughed "ha that's not going to help".
"Sure it does" I said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers".
It's A Joke - Norwegian - 06-05-2022
Went for a stroll on the nudie beach and saw a gorgeous, tall blonde strutting about with her friends. Obviously, I walked up to her and started chatting her up.Â
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She was shocked over my boldness, looked me up and down several times and finally said, rather icily, "And who, exactly, do you think you can satisfy with that tiny little thing?"
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i looked her straight in the eye, grinned and said: "Me."
It's A Joke - dapleb - 07-05-2022
My friend Tony asked me not to say his name backwards
I said y not?
It's A Joke - dapleb - 08-05-2022
Someone tried to sell me a coffin today.
I said that's the last thing I need.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 09-05-2022
T-shirt is actually short for tyrannosaurus shirt.
It's because of the short arms.
It's A Joke - drewpy - 09-05-2022
my girlfriend tried to excite me with her key ring
I think she was trying to fob me off
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 10-05-2022
I like my women like i like my coffee.
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Often drunk in the morning....
It's A Joke - dapleb - 10-05-2022
If 666 is all evil, then 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 11-05-2022
My wife said "what starts with an F and ends in a K".
I said "no it doesn't"
It's A Joke - ChrisG - 11-05-2022
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary an those who don't
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There are 2 type of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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Quote:Went for a stroll on the nudie beach and saw a gorgeous, tall blonde strutting about with her friends. Obviously, I walked up to her and started chatting her up.ÂÂ
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She was shocked over my boldness, looked me up and down several times and finally said, rather icily, "And who, exactly, do you think you can satisfy with that tiny little thing?"
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i looked her straight in the eye, grinned and said: "Me."
I live near a nudist beach, being able to touch your nipples to your knees doesn't necessarily require flexibility :blink: Â
It's A Joke - dapleb - 11-05-2022
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It's A Joke - agrantg - 11-05-2022
What's the difference between a cavalry charger and a brewery horse? One darts into the fray....
It's A Joke - ChrisG - 11-05-2022
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It's A Joke - Snowbird - 11-05-2022
I'm clearly nowhere near clever enough for this stuff.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 11-05-2022
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It's A Joke - Snowbird - 11-05-2022
Saved by google, clever gits!
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 13-05-2022
Marriage is like a game of cards.
You start out with two hearts and a diamond and end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 13-05-2022
Lolzio
I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with.
She said yes, all the others have been nines and tens.
It's A Joke - Studley Ramrod - 13-05-2022
lol
It's A Joke - dablik - 13-05-2022
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she had been with.
She said yes, all the others have been nines and tens.
Oh your worth a ten in my book :giveusahug: