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It's A Joke - dapleb - 24-04-2022
My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.
To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers!
It's A Joke - dapleb - 25-04-2022
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive.
It's called wedding cake.
It's A Joke - madmopedracer - 25-04-2022
It's 100 yards to the pub and 200 yards back. The difference is staggering
It's A Joke - dablik - 26-04-2022
Quote:Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive.Â
It's called wedding cake.
:rotflmmfao: that's not even a joke :rotflmmfao:
It's A Joke - dapleb - 26-04-2022
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I sent my hearing aids for repair two weeks ago.
Haven't heard anything since.
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 26-04-2022
:rotflmmfao: :rotflmmfao:
It's A Joke - dapleb - 27-04-2022
My wife and I had a long and pointless argument as to which vowel is most important.
I won.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 28-04-2022
What colour is the wind?
Blew.
It's A Joke - drewpy - 28-04-2022
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I decided to go Motorcycle riding, something I haven't done in a long time. It turned out to be a horrible mistake! I got on the motorcycle and started out slowly, or so I tried, but then it got crazy and went a little faster; and faster, before I knew it, we were going as fast as the that bike could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my pants on the foot peg beside the crash bar. I was being dragging and bounced all over the place. The motorcycle just would not stop!
Thankfully the manager at the shop came running out and unplugged the machine. Then he actually had the nerve to take the rest of my £1 coins so I wouldn't try to ride Thomas the Tank engine or Wheels on the bus ride...
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It's A Joke - dapleb - 29-04-2022
What do you call a typo on a tombstone?
A grave mistake.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 30-04-2022
Police have arrested the world tongue twister champion.
They say he will be given a tough sentence.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 01-05-2022
I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I hadn't seen for years.
"This is Beth" I said introducing my kid.
"And what's Beth short for" he asked.
"Because she's only three" I replied.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 02-05-2022
I was having trouble with my internet at the farm so I moved the modem to the barn.
Now I have stable WiFi.
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 02-05-2022
Been desperately clinging onto my youth for a long time now.
she's getting a bit older now so I may have to go and abduct anther youth.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 03-05-2022
My boss calls me "The computer".
Nothing to do with intelligence. I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 04-05-2022
I asked an old man I know "even after 75 years you still call your wife darling, honey, love. What's the secret?"
Old man "I forgot her name 10 years ago and I'm afraid to ask her".
It's A Joke - Norwegian - 04-05-2022
Dear wifey got adventurous in bed last night and asked if we should try a role reversal.
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So I told her I had a headache.
It's A Joke - dablik - 04-05-2022
:rotflmmfao:
It's A Joke - marko67 - 04-05-2022
I've recently started shouting broccoli and cauliflower at random, I have no control over it. I think i may have florets..
It's A Joke - dapleb - 05-05-2022
We started a band and called it "Books" so no one can judge us by our covers.