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It's A Joke - dapleb - 15-04-2022
What do you call a detective who just solves cases accidentally?
Sheer Luck Holmes
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 15-04-2022
Have you swallowed a pack of xmas crackers Daps?
It's A Joke - dapleb - 15-04-2022
It sure feels like it.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 16-04-2022
How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend.
Meet Patty.
It's A Joke - alanfavell - 16-04-2022
I had to give up my job at the soft-drink can crushing factory - it was soda pressing.
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Too warm for a coat.........
It's A Joke - dapleb - 16-04-2022
Lolzio
It's A Joke - dapleb - 17-04-2022
What's the difference between a vegan and a computer programmer?
One is disgusted by a rack of lamb and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.
It's A Joke - madmopedracer - 17-04-2022
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas."
It's A Joke - dapleb - 18-04-2022
My wife has begged me to stop making police related puns.
I said "OK, I'll give it arrest"
It's A Joke - alanfavell - 18-04-2022
I'm considering taking up philately......
I'll keep you posted.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 18-04-2022
I'm certain of becoming a numismatic...you can count on it.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 18-04-2022
Philately is bad, should be stamped out
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 18-04-2022
Got an unwanted swarm of bees in my back yard, I looked them up and it seems they are caled nim-bees.
It's A Joke - agrantg - 18-04-2022
Quote:I'm considering taking up philately......
I'll keep you posted.
I tried that, but you know what they say? Philately gets you nowhere.
It's A Joke - dapleb - 21-04-2022
97% of people are stupid. Thank god I'm in the other 5%.
It's A Joke - dablik - 21-04-2022
actually i dont understand the joke daps..It's A Joke - dapleb - 22-04-2022
I opened a restaurant called "peace and quiet". Kids meals only £150.
It's A Joke - alanfavell - 22-04-2022
There are 2 kinds of people.
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1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data;
It's A Joke - dapleb - 23-04-2022
What happens when you put your hand in a blender?
You get a hand shake!
It's A Joke - Snowbird - 23-04-2022
Having heard lots about long covid I thought I'd try short covid as an excuse, nah apparently it's still called brewer's droop.....